Hey, kiddos. Handsome Jack here -- AMA about how I'm better than you.

AJockeysBallsack · 2014-10-09T17:00:29+00:00

Are you going to be handsome forever, and never, ever require a mask to cover a hideous disfiguring scar?

jaseface1 · 2014-10-09T17:02:44+00:00

What's been your funniest kill?

PolarSuccess · 2014-10-09T17:16:28+00:00

My girlfriend is dressing up as you for Halloween. Should I be aroused?

gabrim · 2014-10-09T17:00:11+00:00

Have you and Mr Torgue ever gone golfing?

decinis · 2014-10-09T17:04:03+00:00

Handsome, heroic, and way too damned good at your job... I think the REAL question is why those idiot higher ups at Hyperion haven't been bending over backwards and recognizing your potential.

Brick50 · 2014-10-09T10:00:32-07:00

Handsome Jack, first of all thank you for doing this!

What is your opinion of Wilhelm, Nisha, Claptrap, and Athena each individually?

Loqol · 2014-10-09T17:00:23+00:00

Why would you hire a CL4P-TP to do anything but open doors for you? What were you thinking trusting him on Elpis?

gabrim · 2014-10-09T17:00:04+00:00

Do you ever meet any of the 'war hippies' over at Maliwan? What do they smoke?

gabrim · 2014-10-09T16:59:42+00:00

How do you get your hair to look so perfect?

Dan_Fendi · 2014-10-09T17:03:22+00:00

I have a CL4P-TP steward bot that keeps . . . integrating with every appliance I have with an open port. Is this a bug that's going to be patched any time soon? I called Customer Service and all I got was some dolt who told me to turn it off, then turn it on again. I figured you might know what's up, since you're a coder working for Hyperion.

NishaTheLawbringer · 2014-10-09T17:42:35+00:00

Why do you keep staring at me whenever I ask you something? It gets a bit creepy after the first twenty or so times.

decinis · 2014-10-09T17:13:23+00:00

Why do you only wear a glove on one hand? And why is the index finger cut out of it?

LumberjackPirate · 2014-10-09T17:22:31+00:00

Why are there only 6 Sirens in the universe and how the hell did you find that out?

Sko0ter · 2014-10-09T10:01:07-07:00

Oh man, this is one of them moments. CATCH A RIIIIDE!!!!!

AMontyPython · 2014-10-09T17:09:21+00:00

What would the title of the song Taylor Swift writes about you be called?

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:25:43+00:00

http://imgur.com/YHlwPbB Hey weird, I found another picture of me as a teenager. This is me boarding an interstellar shuttle to my school dance.

decinis · 2014-10-09T17:01:09+00:00

How did you ever get so handsome?

high_side · 2014-10-09T17:00:15+00:00

Mr. Jack,

Do you have any advice for aspiring developers hoping to emulate your meteoric rise at Hyperion?

Also, have you considered any joint projects with Torgue Corp?

Namatophobic · 2014-10-09T17:59:22+00:00

I heard vault hunters are really stupid. Like REALLY REALLY stupid. So stupid that if you hacked their ECHO and told them to do what you say, they probably will without ever asking "Why is there some girl covering my entire vision, why does she know so much about me, and why can she see my every movement?" Is this true?

gabrim · 2014-10-09T17:00:17+00:00

Who took longer to apply their mask every morning: you or Moxxi?

Namatophobic · 2014-10-09T17:06:30+00:00

What is your day to day job like at Hyperion? What kind of place do you work at? Do you have any friends at work?

gabrim · 2014-10-09T16:59:56+00:00

Who do you consider to be Hyperions top competitor?

Brokunn · 2014-10-09T17:32:08+00:00

If you rearrange the letters in "Handsome Jack" you can spell "He's a damn jock". Are you aware of the implications?

MMX2 · 2014-10-09T18:36:05+00:00

Who do you think would win in a race: the Flash or Sonic the Hedgehog?

Smallestnoob · 2014-10-09T17:11:01+00:00

I love you?

ItsGotToMakeSense · 2014-10-09T17:04:31+00:00

Jack, we all know you're awesome. But what we're wondering is, how did you become so awesome? Were you born that way or do you have to work for it every day?

Salsadips · 2014-10-09T16:59:49+00:00

1) Who and where is Angels mother? (Please don't strangle me)

2) How did you get the vault symbol scar on your face

3) Why didn't the Vault Hunters just shoot you when you killed Roland/Kidnapped Lilith?

4) How did you become president of Hyperion?

5) Who did you buy Butt Stallion off?

rambogizmo · 2014-10-09T17:11:43+00:00

Would you say that RED is Taylor's definitive album, or are you a fan of her earlier works? Personally, I can't wait for 1989.

HydroXXodohR · 2014-10-09T17:04:27+00:00

How does the Pandoran moon compare to other moons?

himynameisadam · 2014-10-09T17:05:31+00:00

Hi Handsome Jack,

Do you see yourself as more of a visionary or an inspiration? Followup: Do you need any yes men?
Followup followup: What is your favorite song from our insignificant planet?

BallisticGE0RGE · 2014-10-09T17:12:41+00:00

If you could torture any person, at any place in the galaxy, with whatever method you preferred...Who? Where? And what?

Edit - Please don't say me. :(

wajaba · 2014-10-09T17:02:41+00:00

how many body doubles will we have to bribe to get into your inner circle

WifkyRijanarko · 2014-10-09T17:13:00+00:00

Would you fight 1000 Midget-Sized Warriors or 1 Warrior-Sized Psycho?

decinis · 2014-10-09T17:06:51+00:00

What does a typical night on Elpis look like for Handsome Jack?

crazychilidog · 2014-10-09T17:05:13+00:00

So I ordered a Hyperion Tech High Grade Industrial Superstar Max 7040(TM) about six months ago and it still hasn't came in the mail yet. How come your shipping is such garbage?

BigJC103 · 2014-10-09T17:41:54+00:00

If you could re-purpose a CL4P-TP unit into any house hold object, what would it be

thewalex · 2014-10-09T17:00:44+00:00

Hey Jack!

I'm currently a graduate student research assistant, but what I really want to do is work for you on the Moon (once I defend my thesis)! Does Hyperion's science division currently have any openings I could apply for?

Can I just give you my curriculum vitae directly, or is there a website where I can submit it?

Thanks, A.K. Wolf

ductaperecorder · 2014-10-09T17:35:44+00:00

I can't think of any questions, I just wanted to say you're my hero and I want to be like you when I grow up!

gemini-siren · 2014-10-09T18:06:39+00:00

Hey - I work in the office adjacent to yours, and I keep hearing these WEIRD noises coming from behind locked doors... what's going on in there?

Ms4sman · 2014-10-09T17:00:47+00:00

What brand of pretzels do you buy? After all, I wouldn't want to accidentally buy pretzels that suck.

Valdrax · 2014-10-09T17:24:23+00:00

How did your grandmother end up on Pandora?

BallisticGE0RGE · 2014-10-09T10:30:06-07:00

Any good advice for removing blood stains from fine fabrics?

Tommyzan · 2014-10-09T17:05:59+00:00

Jack,

What's your life philosophy? I need direction in my life. And chips. And a chocolate shake. Can you help?

Rebel350 · 2014-10-09T17:18:07+00:00

I suspect my roommate is colluding with Dahl. What do you suggest I do?

What's your preferred method of taking down evildoers?

AJockeysBallsack · 2014-10-09T17:02:33+00:00

Wait, I thought this was Pre-Sequel Jack. STOP SAYING STUFF ABOUT HOW HE DIES HORRIBLY IN BL2, IT WILL SPOIL THE GAME FOR HIM.

GrandmasterB-Funk · 2014-10-09T17:10:42+00:00

In the Pre-sequel, are we gonna get to see your softer, cuddlier side?

ombrophilia · 2014-10-09T17:10:21+00:00

How do you address the various paternity claims made against you by the former CEO of S&S Munitions?

N3WM4NH4774N · 2014-10-09T17:00:56+00:00

Hi Jack!

I'm a huge fan, I've read all about how you opened the vault on Pandora and slew the Destroyer, great job!!! Thanks for doing this AMA.

Now for my question: I'm stuck here in the slums on Promethea, I really want to get offworld and come work for Hyperion. Any advise?

Thanks a bazillion! N3WM4NH4774N

HelixDnB · 2014-10-09T17:03:12+00:00

Do you have any more grade school photos to share?

Paulie36 · 2014-10-09T17:00:31+00:00

How is Butt Stallion doing? and Have you gotten better playing the violin?

13Graves · 2014-10-09T17:06:14+00:00

Handsome, why are they even CALLED Sirens? I mean, they don't lure seamen to their death or anything. What do you think a better name for them is?

decinis · 2014-10-09T17:04:50+00:00

Inquiring minds want to know... what do you smell like?

scorpianman42 · 2014-10-09T16:59:33+00:00

What is your favorite fruit?

decinis · 2014-10-09T17:00:44+00:00

When you become president, will you have whoever wrote the AI for the CL4P-TP units arrested for their unspeakable crimes against humanity?

gabrim · 2014-10-09T16:59:50+00:00

Did you ride Buttstallion to the top of Dragon Keep?

decinis · 2014-10-09T17:40:34+00:00

You're (thankfully!) not to blame for the CL4P-TP units' AI... but what sorts of things HAVE you been in charge of programming/writing code for at Hyperion?

Stead · 2014-10-09T17:14:20+00:00

Do you like my Tattoo? :p

www.tickld.com/pic/t/974265

Scribshanks · 2014-10-09T17:43:00+00:00

Jack, I'm looking for a new job. I'm an communications engineer at the moment, but I'm looking to move to death traps / super weapons. Can you help me out?

Blazur · 2014-10-09T16:59:59+00:00

Hey H.Jack, I just want you to know that in the future I'm going to be the guy that kills you and foils all your plans. What do you have to say about that?

groovyskillz · 2014-10-09T17:02:20+00:00

So, is Handsome legally part of your name? Or is it a title, like Doctor, or Professor? If So, would you kindly 'Handsome' me please?

_AxtonTheCommando_ · 2014-10-09T17:40:45+00:00

I'm an unemployed up-and-coming vault hunter that definitely has no past affiliations with one of Hyperion's greatest competitors looking for a way around Pandora. Could you suggest a rail line?

diosamente · 2014-10-09T17:02:50+00:00

Jack you Handsome bastard! How can I keep my skin smooth into my midlife without eridium? And are those cheekbones inherited or some sort of plastic surgery deal?

hulachan · 2014-10-09T17:10:05+00:00

Is there anything funnier than a three-legged hamster walking on chopstick stilts?

AgentsOfTheValley · 2014-10-09T17:13:21+00:00

What's the worst idea you've seen put into action?

sofakingreat · 2014-10-09T17:02:32+00:00

Did you ever get better pretzels?

RdJokr · 2014-10-09T17:02:46+00:00

On a scale of 1-10, how hot is Nisha?

Mendicantbias00 · 2014-10-09T17:04:22+00:00

Will you be my dad?

Pochama999 · 2014-10-09T10:08:54-07:00

What's your opinion of Jeffrey Blake? I hear you two don't exactly get along. Also, what do you think of the Torgue Company and Mr. Torgue?

seaatar · 2014-10-09T17:12:08+00:00

Being such a handsome man as yourself, you must have the correct answer to this question.

Boxers or Briefs?

TheAnt06 · 2014-10-09T17:03:58+00:00

How do I get to be like you? You know, the coolest dude in the whole universe with everything he wants

glenheartless · 2014-10-09T18:31:27+00:00

after ultimate vault hunter there should be a new difficulty: Handsome vault hunter mode. Same with guns: Handsome guns! only drops from handsome badasses like yourself!

dootvar · 2014-10-09T17:46:17+00:00

Why not use the moonbase to turn the surface of Pandora to glass and start fresh with a new Eridian Utopia? You want to build a new city to attract citizens and labor. You want to harvest Eridium. You have a weapon that is arguably even more powerful than the Eridian Warrior. You have no hesitation about culling the local population. Why not purge the planet and rebuild it in your image?

SpecterGT260 · 2014-10-09T18:33:02+00:00

Mr. Jack, I have this recurring issue where I eat a sandwich and end up strangling on it a little bit. I'm told I just eat too fast and should chew more carefully to avoid strangling on my food. I think this is BS...

Any tips?

zegleipnier · 2014-10-09T17:09:07+00:00

I have a question for Mr Perfect! (That's you, baby)

Some.... people have spread rumors that you worked as a low level programmer at Hyperion.

If the rumor is true, what was your role in the company, and how did it help become so damn handsome?

dabrules · 2014-10-09T17:01:37+00:00

Where the hell do you buy a diamond horse?

jshimmy · 2014-10-09T17:02:07+00:00

Is there anything I can do to become even half as great as you?

PhoenixMichi · 2014-10-09T17:05:03+00:00

Which Vault Hunter would you want to turn into a cyborg like Wilhelm?

gabrim · 2014-10-09T16:59:34+00:00

Does slag run thru your veins?

inesanity · 2014-10-09T17:59:57+00:00

Did you ever think Taylor Swifts classic hit "You Belong With Me" was about us?

Riantiada · 2014-10-09T17:18:41+00:00

what haircare regimen would you recommend to make one's hair strong enough to strangle people with?

for science, you know. or whatever.

KarmaBear184 · 2014-10-09T18:35:40+00:00

What makes you the biggest badass?

AshuraVonXacto · 2014-10-09T17:12:21+00:00

Any advice on killing a man with a spoon?

ashhhhjx · 2014-10-09T17:26:13+00:00

Would you say strangulation is something you do to get a job done or is it an underlying kink as well?

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